Monthly Archives: February, 2012

Speed Cameras

I’m not totally against them, but I wonder what the real reason is that they are being used.  Are they installed to control speeding, or………just another way to squeeze money out of us.

If they are really used to control speeding, then why are they placed where they are?  Wide dual lane divided highways in the middle of nowhere, designed by engineers to be safely traveled at 70MPH +, but are signed at 55.  Single lane roads in rural areas, where the only thing to fear is an occasional deer, or maybe a fox, but are posted at 35MPH.  Placed at the bottom of grades where you must brake to keep to the posted limit.  And the placement that gets my goat, the mobile vehicular mounted cameras that are used in construction areas at night, when there are no workers there to protect.  I never see them in the daylight, when workers are present.  Hmmm….are you seeing what I see?

We all know that children shouldn’t be playing in the street.  But they do. They’re kids.  Ever see a speed camera on your city street?   Ever see one in a school zone, hospital zone, or elderly community?  I know of only two, and those communities demanded it.    Most people driving in these congested areas realize that a child can dart into the street without warning.  An elderly person can start across the street because they didn’t see or hear you.  A door can be flung open into your lane by a parked car.  Why aren’t these areas protected by speed cameras?

Why, you ask?  Because the governmental agencies that place the cameras know that, by and large, we are more alert of dangerous situations driving in these areas. But, out on the open road, we tend to let our guard down.  The government knows this.  Hence, that’s where the cameras are.  CLICK-FLASH-GOTCHA.

Our elected, and appointed, officials know that raising fees, taxes, and appraisals are extremely unpopular.  “Red light cameras have generated a lot of revenue.  Let’s add speed cameras too.  A couple of thousand dollars to install.  We will get that money back in 50 speeding tickets.  After that……free money.  The public won’t complain, because we are protecting them from speeders”.    

And let’s be honest here.  If speed cameras are installed on your normal routes to and from work, or school, or your favorite hang out, you already know their location.  You saw the ditches dug, the concrete poured, and the crew installing them.  We slow down to the speed limit, pass the camera, and accelerate up to our normal speed.  No harm….no foul, right?

Just a few years ago, we controlled our speed simply because over the next hill, or around the next curve, a police officer may be sitting with radar, vascar, or a speed gun at the ready.  We rarely see a speed trap anymore.  I wonder what all those traffic cops are doing now?  (I probably don’t want to know).  And what happened to all that expensive equipment?  Sitting somewhere collecting dust I suppose.

So…… you tell me……are speed cameras used to protect the traveling public, or are they just another way to collect revenue?  Think about it.

GOD bless you all.

FB 02/26/12

Un-politically Correct – Frederick County, Maryland

Finally.  It’s about time that a legislative body removed their political head out of their arse, and made English the official language of the county.  The Frederick County Commission passed the new ordinance by a vote of 4 to 1 on February 21, 2012.

Commissioner Young made the motion, whereupon Commissioner Smith seconded.  Vote was taken shortly after, and the lone dissenting vote was made by Commissioner David P. Gray.  I’m certain that Mr. Gray has, what he thinks, are valid reasons for voting this way.  For the life of me, I can’t imagine why.   If you would like to ask Mr. Gray why he voted in such an un-American way, he can be reached at dgray@FrederickCountyMD.gov.  I did.  And if I receive an answer, I will publish his remarks here.

The official wording of the ordinance follows:  The use of a common language removes barriers of misunderstanding and helps to unify the people of Frederick County, the state and the United States, and helps to enable the full economic and civic participation of all its citizens, regardless of national origin, creed, race or other characteristics, and thus a compelling governmental interest exists in promoting, preserving and strengthening the use of the English language.”

The text is a little wordy, and leaves some room for interpretation, but it’s now THE LAW.  Official county documents and business will be written and conducted in English only.

A huge “Thank you” goes out to President Blaine Young, Vice President Paul Smith, and Commissioners Billy Shreve and Kirby Delauter for a job “Well Done”.  They can stand straight and hold their heads high, for the passage of a new forward thinking law, that can only serve to benefit all the residents of the county.  Though the law may be controversial, and quite possibly risky to their future political endeavors, these 4 men stepped up to the plate anyway, and hit a home run.  Kudos.

It’s my understanding that the Anne Arundel County Commissioners are looking at passing a similar law.  If the State of Maryland would step forward and pass the same type of legislation, they could join the 28 other patriotic, red-blooded, flag-waving States that have previously passed a law stating that English is the official language of their proud republics.  Those States are: Alabama, Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas, California, Colorado, Florida, Georgia, Hawaii, Idaho, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Mississippi, Montana, Nebraska, New Hampshire, North Carolina, North Dakota, Oklahoma, South Carolina, South Dakota, Tennessee, Utah, Virginia, and Wyoming.

The United States government has had similar bills proposed, in the House and Senate, over the last few years, and has been defeated each time.  Shame on them.  You may be interested to know that some of the “nay” voters were: Representatives Pelosi, Sarbanes, Hoyer, Salazar, Barney Frank, Dennis Kucinich, and Senators Boxer, Dodd, Feinstein, Mikulski, Reid, Kennedy, Kerry, Hillary Clinton, and Barack Obama.  In their defense, the article for establishing English as the official language of the United States was tagged onto several other bills.  Nevertheless, separate bills could have been proposed by any one of these high ranking, elected members of Congress………but………they weren’t.

The English language should be, and must be, the official language of the entire country.  It may not be the politically correct way, but it is the AMERICAN WAY!!

FB 02/23/2012

Giggles, Laughter, and Tears

Today, I realized that my previous attempts at blogging may be too opinionated, cynical, and biased.  I know that during the reading of my blog, some people have nodded their heads in agreement, while still others just got p*ssed off.  In an effort to regain the readers that I once had, (and to show I’m not such a bad guy), I decided to throw some humor into it every once in a while.

The following story was related to me a few years ago, and I’d like to share it with you.  I do not know the original author, but will gladly acknowledge him/her on this page.

Sit back, relax, and let your imagination run wild as you read this writing.

Last weekend I saw something at Larry’s Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest.  The occasion was Valentine’s Day and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife.  What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized taser.  The effects of the taser were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety….??
  
WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home.  I loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing   and pushed the button.  Nothing!

I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I’d get the blue arc of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs.
  
AWESOME!!! Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to the wife what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave.
  
Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that it couldn’t be all that bad with only two triple-A batteries, right?
  
There I sat in my recliner, my cat Gracie looking on intently (trusting little soul) while I was reading the directions and thinking that I really   needed to try this thing out on a flesh & blood moving target.  I must admit I thought about zapping Gracie (for a fraction of a second) and thought better of it.  She is such a sweet cat.  But, if I was going to give this thing to my wife to protect herself against a mugger, I did want some assurance that it would work as advertised. Am I wrong?

So, there I sat in a pair of shorts and a tank top with my reading glasses perched delicately on the bridge of my nose, directions in one hand, and taser in the other.  The directions said that a one-second burst would shock and disorient your assailant; a two-second burst was supposed to cause muscle spasms and a major loss of  body control; a three-second  burst would purportedly make your assailant flop on the ground like a fish out of water.  Any burst longer than   three seconds would be wasting the batteries.  All the while I’m looking at this little device measuring about 5” long, less than 3/4 inch in circumference; pretty cute really and (loaded with two itsy, bitsy triple-A batteries) thinking to   myself, ‘no possible way!’  What happened next is almost beyond description, but I’ll do my best…?
 
I’m sitting there alone, Gracie looking on with her head cocked to one side as to say, ‘don’t do it dipstick,’ reasoning that a one second burst from such a tiny little ole thing couldn’t hurt all that bad.  I decided to give myself a one second burst just for heck of it.  I touched the prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the button, and . . .

 
  HOLY MOTHER OF GOD . . .

I’m pretty sure Jessie Ventura ran in through the side door, picked me up in the recliner, then body slammed us both on the carpet, over and over and over again. I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the fetal position, with tears in my eyes, body soaking wet, both nipples on fire, testicles nowhere to be found, with my left arm tucked under my body in the oddest position, and a tingling in my legs.

The cat was making meowing sounds I had never heard before, clinging to a picture frame hanging above the fireplace, obviously in an attempt to avoid getting slammed by my body flopping all over the living room.
  Note: If you ever feel compelled to ‘mug’ yourself with a taser, one note of caution: there is no such thing as a one second burst when you zap yourself!   You will not let go of that thing until it is dislodged from your hand by violently thrashing about on the floor..   A three second burst would be considered conservative?
 
  SON-OF-A-BEACH, THAT HURT LIKE HELL!!!
 
A minute or so later (I can’t be sure, as time was a relative thing at that point), I collected my wits (what little I had left), sat up and surveyed the landscape.  My bent reading glasses were on the mantel of the fireplace. The recliner was upside down and about 8 feet or so from where it originally was.  My triceps, right thigh and both nipples were still twitching.  My face felt like it had been shot up with Novocain, and my bottom lip weighed 88 lbs.  I had no control over the drooling.   Apparently I had sh*t myself, but was too numb to know for sure, and my sense of smell was gone.  I saw a faint smoke   cloud above my head which I believe came from my hair.  I’m still looking for my testicles and I’m offering a significant reward for their safe return!!
 

Pro Football 2011-2012

F- I- N- A- L- L- Y.   This year of professional football has finally come to an end.  It’s been a good year for some teams, and a great year for a lot of fans (unless you are a fan of the Colts, Rams, Dolphins, Browns, Vikings, or Deadskins……oops, typo there, I meant Redskins).  Most of my friends, including my Wife, are Redskin fans, and I dearly love to tease them.  You see, for thirty years I was a Baltimore Colts fan, and it was a requirement that you had to “hate” the Redskins.  Of course, I don’t dislike the Redskins anymore.  In fact, I am a fan (don’t you go telling my friends that), unless they are playing the Colts, or Ravens.  Old habits are hard to break.

It’s been a year full of surprises and accomplishments.  Some teams playing WAY over their talents, and great teams playing UNDER theirs. Fans or not, you have to enjoy watching Brady, Brees, and Rodgers.  They make it look so easy, setting records as they go.  And the future of the quarterback position in the NFL, Newton, Stafford, and TeBow.  Next year, if things play out as predicted, we can watch first round draft picks, Luck, and RGIII.  How exciting.  I’m  not taking anything away from the talented running backs, wide receivers, tight ends , line backers. corner backs, kickers, linemen, and special teams, I’m just saying the Old Guard at quarterback is being replaced by a new breed.

Peyton Manning.  Quite possibly the greatest quarterback to ever  play the game.  (I’m sure Brady and Brees would disagree with that statement).  Peyton, sidelined with neck surgery, had to watch his beloved Indianapolis Colts lose game after game.  As you watched him on the sidelines, you could almost see the tears in his eyes.  For this team does not belong to owner Jim Irsay, it belongs to Manning.  He built this franchise.  Without him, they would still be at the bottom of the AFC South (just like this year). The new Lucas Oil stadium isn’t called the “House that Peyton built” without reason.  So, whatever happens to Peyton, whether he plays, retires, or coaches, he will always be the “Gentle Giant” of football to me.

Moving on to Super Bowl XLVI.  One team, the Patriots, which I predicted before the season started, would be there.  And the Giants, not a chance in h*** of being there (I predicted the Bears).  But, the Cinderella Giants, and, playing beyond his natural ability, Eli Manning prevailed.  They beat the dominant Patriots, and their cheating head coach Belichick, at their own game (again).  And, ironically, Eli Manning did it in the “House that Peyton built”.  Congrats to the entire Giants team for a job well done.

Ten years from now, will we remember which teams played, and which team won?  Probably not.  But, we will remember some wanna-be singer named M.I.A flipping off the crowd, and millions of people watching on TV.  Such class.  When will people learn that, if you want to be remembered, do great things.  Create world peace.  Stop global warming.  Cure cancer.  Don’t resort to sensationalism, as your claim to fame (aka Janet Jackson).  Maybe this young lady(?), who calls herself M.I.A., will do us all a favor and really become M.I.A. (Missing in Action).

God Bless America

What’s It Like To Be A Republican in 2012

What’s it like to be a Republican in 2012?  Embarrassing, Scary, Ashamed, Humiliated, Bewildered, ……….. I’m running out of adjectives here. My vocabulary is limited, so, feel free to throw-in any other words that come to your mind.  I need help (some people will say in more ways than one) when did my Republican party, that I knew for decades, become the GOP we see today?

Where is the “Hooray, Hooray USA”?  Where is GOD in our society?  What happened to family values?  What the H*** is a same sex marriage?  Why can’t we close our borders?  Why do I have to learn a foreign language in my own country, just so some illegal can communicate with me?  And what happened to “THIS IS AMERICA, WE WORSHIP GOD, WE WAVE THE RED, WHITE, AND BLUE, AND WE SPEAK ENGLISH…….LOVE IT, OR LEAVE IT”.

Now, I’m not sitting here trying to blame all of this on the Republican Party, but they all played a hand in it.  Where are the “Eisenhowers’, Nixons’, Reagans’ of decades ago?  The men who loved this country, what it stands for, and the people in it.  The current GOP is split (partly because of the “tea party”), has no sense of direction, is way too far to the center and left, and has lost contact with the American public.  They don’t seem to care about what it is that we want, it’s what they want.

I became a Republican in 1954.  I was seven years old at the time.  Didn’t know a darn thing about politics, but, all of my family were Republicans. That was good enough for me. Besides, the symbol for the Democrats is a donkey, and I liked being an elephant better.  Big, strong, larger than life, mammal that symbolized the Republican party, and what it stood for.  I know what you’re thinking right now, “Ol’ Freds’ been a Jackass most of his life”.  And, you’re probably right, but that has nothing to do with my political party affiliation.

So, here we are in 2012.  The Republican party is up against the Democratic, radical, insensitive, far left Obama-ism regime for the next President of the United States.  The Republican party has to pull together and nominate the candidate that can bring down this out-of-control, far-left, Marxist-style man and his administration.  Here they are, the cream-of-the-crop, the top-notch, the first-rate, the highest quality candidates that the Republicans can assemble:

ü Mitt Romney – Ex-governor who almost broke his state financially,  authorized the highest health costs in the nation, and, next to California, is the most liberal state in the union.

ü Newt Gingrich – Ex Speaker of the House, thinks he is the second coming of Ronald Reagan (which he is not), doesn’t appear to be the same man who in 1994 was pushing term limits, tax cuts. welfare reform, and a host of other proposals.

ü Rick Santorum – Ex-Congressman, and ex-Senator, quite possibly the best candidate, excellent voting record, speaks with authority and knowledge, but lacks money and support from the old school Republicans.

ü Ron Paul – Ex-Congressman, good track record, good beliefs, good ideas, good family man, but…….not a chance in H***.

 

Well, there ya go.  My Republican party at it’s finest.  If we can get through the name-calling. mud-slinging, money-grabbing, lying, cheating primaries, we will have our candidate for the most respected political office in the world, the President of the United States.

I’m embarrassed.